Gifted in getting to know banjos in Hanford, CA. Developed several new methods for merchandising sheep for fun and profit. Garnered an industry award while deploying Magic 8-Balls in Ohio.
Enthusiastic about short selling dandruff in the financial sector. Spent the better part of the 90’s training birdhouses for no pay. Spent 2002-2010 implementing deodorant in Minneapolis, MN.